1) The toe, embiggened by approximately 600,000 drips of draught beer, becomes hardened to the point of inflexibility.
2) The sole separates itself from the rest of the shoe because it's better than them.
3) The replica pair rises from the back of the closet, where it has been silently waiting its turn.
So you've gotten your Jordan III Reissues. You'd like to wear them out on the town. You have your toothbrush ready, your shammy in your pocket. But what's the best way to wear them? You have three options:
1) Shorts, no socks: Show them off! Why buy them if they're going to be competing with other pieces of clothing?
2) Matching socks: If you do decide to complement your new Jordans, you can't just throw on any old pair of socks. They should match, and should be nearly as awesome as the shoes themselves.
3) You need to wear the long pants, you say? No problem. The solution is easy: just tuck them in! Seriously! Wear them like this. People will notice!
