Checking in with America

Because today was a day, we went to have Pho for breakfast/dinner. It was delicious. When we were done, a couple sat down across from us and proceeded to have what might have been the most important conversation in the history of the world.

Unfortch for me, I didn't bring my camera so I couldn't tape it surreptitiously. Lucky for me, Ana has a good memory and reminded me what they said so I could transcribe it and provide it for you lucky people.

Please: enjoy! Nothing is made up.

There Are Many Awesome Things About Whole Foods,

including a variety of organic products, ethical food choices, and so on. Socks with slogans that make me want to punch anyone who would purchase, let alone not vomit at the sight of them? Not so much.

Preacher's Death Provides Opportunity for Blogger Vitriol

-God Angrily Awaiting Jerry Falwell's Arrival

-Jerry Falwell Finally Dead By God's Hand

-One down, how many more to go?

-Jerry Falwell blames Gays, Liberals, Muslims, Secular Humanists, Vegetarians, Public Broadcasting, Democrats, Bloggers,

-Jerry Falwell, Rest in Hell

-Jerry Falwell Dies, Bigots Everywhere in Mourning