Look at me when I was little, and at Abraham Super Lincoln. This is LIFE!

PS This
might be the funniest thing I've ever read. [HK]

PPS And this may be my new life motto. The last part of it. [Achewood]

I Also Relished My Role As Social Critic. Who Knew?

Things I Can Learn About Myself

I:

1. Write photo essays.
2. Party.
3. Drink.
4. Am concerned with home decor for hipsters.
5. Am concerned with the weather.
6. Meat.
7. Make up traditions.
8. Am Selfish.
9. Must make money.