Cookout, Darkest Hour, Ocean City Reduxed
In this omnibus edition of DeffoTotes!, you will find:
1) That sailor hats make people look either awesome or scary, depending on the situation;
2) Things are not always as they seem;
3) Old people don't always act old; and
4) The beach escaped certain death.
So let's get started! On Sunday we had a barbecue before the Darkest Hour concert. T-Bone (pictured) read somewhere that rock stars wear sailor hats, so he wore his to fit in. It totally worked:
We have started a new tradition at our barbecues, wherein vegetarians eat meat. It's amazing! Look!
Darkest Hour rulz, people.
Thing learned: kids do this thing now where they jump off the stage INTO THE CROWD, which catches them.
Later on, we learn how menacing sailors can be! The menacingness is made less so by the creepy hovering dude in the background, but it's menacing nonetheless.
Then we go back to Ocean City, where we took our chances a few months ago and got burned. NEVER AGAIN.
We stayed with Chaz, our friend/manchild who is turning into a beach bum.
Funcade Casino: you were on notice, and you got lucky.
Shenanigans: Ditto.
Shirt with half-naked lady posing alongside wolf: no problem.
Chaz making straw-sword to fight with 8-year-old at the next table while at dinner: good idea.
Heading to the bar after taking photobooth pictures: the best part of the beach.
