Katie had a Cuatro de Mayo barbecue yesterday, which means that these dudes wear straw hats.
And in what can only be described as a Cuatro de Mayo miracle, a ladybug flew inside and parked right on Katie's bangs.
Remember the other day when I posted a bunch of crappy pictures of stuff in our neighborhood? I forgot to include the picture of my neighbor's parrot, which she lets out every day.
When we first moved in it said goodbye to me and I responded. I hate birds.
Our friends went to Maine this weekend, which is famous for lobsters. On Tuesday, a box showed up:
The box was full of lobsters!
So then I went to work. Everything there was pretty cool. Then I got home and Ana had already murdered two of the lobsters! She said that the directions told her to, and I wanted to point out that she didn't always have to do what pieces of paper tell her to, but it was late and I thought that might've been rude.
She said she hadn't ever cooked lobster before but then she started pulling all the meat out at lightning speed:
I didn't have anything to do, so I tried to cook a third lobster by shooting lasers out of my eyes
but it didn't work so I dropped it into a boiling cauldron to see if I couldn't get an artsy/creepy photo out of the whole thing:
Done and done.
Surprisingly, mean fat boy cat kept hanging around like the lobsters were for him. Which they AREN'T. Didn't you read the note, idiot?
Lobsters all over the world are probably scared of Ana now.
PS The best thing is that all this happened at 4 in the morning.
PPS Thks 4 tha shoutout, Jenny "Hecks" Miller.
BONUSBONUSBONUS ANOTHER PHONE PICTURE
Pat two years ago after work + FunFrame:
Hey Ana! Wanna roll to fancy dinner? Maybe? What if we do it in a BEEMER!?!*
What's up, girl?
Oh, you got your hair did? I feel you. What about the Sunroof™? That's right, they cut holes in the rooves of cars nowadays!
Deffo. Anyways. Hey! Andy O! Whatchu think about some pork sliders up at Poste Moderne Brasserie™? You think they're delicious? YOU'RE RIGHT.
So delicious that the world turns blue when you take a bite. You heard it here.
You guys feel like rolling up to Baltimore for the Plastic Little™ now? That's some really good ideas. 
*Provided by Zipcar
