20 Degrees Outside, Postponing Leaving the House

ME: Is it cold up there too? ("there" is 18th street, approx 600 yards from my door -ed)

TEEBZ: Yeah come on by

ME: But the cold...so very cold

TEEBZ: I am going for a 100 mile bike ride tomorrow

ME: Just make sure you forward your funeral arrangements to me tonight. Your memory will be honored probably

TEEBZ: I want my body thrown from a plane over shark-infested waters, rigged with an auto-parachute then when I am just about to land in the water the dynamite on my chest explodes and I am blown into tiny pieces so as to spite the sharks