Naomi's birthday (she turned 14) was yesterday, and natch we threw her a birthday party. She decided on an appropriately alliterative theme, posted the invitation to the world wide web, and shit happened.
The ladies looked all fine and wore gold jurry
Then like five hours later Joe showed up and was all, I'm gonna spell out myspace in sign language just cuz I can, and I was all nuh uh and he was all watch me, this is street sign language son and I was all DAMM
an then he did it for real he spelled it out without concern for his personal safety seriously click to enlarge
Then Chad America showed up and got all lolchad on our asses or whatever or maybe he just said hello
and then later Ana started pourin booze in Naomi's mouth in a crazed fashion on purpose
the strohs made her dance like a crunk zombie
then I went to sleep
BONUSBONUSBONUS
Allen Iverson playing football!!! (For Anne Mostly)
If you don't know yet, Canadians are not for making fun of anymore. They are for drinking their booze and eating their food! And maybe appropriating their political stances! We celebrated Canada Day '07 this year thusly:
First, I sprayed the weeds that are taking over behind the house. I stepped on some of them, too. That will probably take care of the problem.
Then on to a friend's apartment for Canada Day party! It happens that the friend lives above the bar where I work. I didn't stop in to say hello! It's Sunday, that place might as well not exist on Sundays! Ha ha!
We brought some Modelo. It's not Canadian, but it's not American, so it got along well with the Canadian beer. I didn't wear Canadian-themed clothing, either. Because I don't have any. Also, remember Katie in the background? Of course you do!
No mind. There are temporary tattoos for this situation.
Like everything Canadian, they teach you things, like geography.
It is customary, you may or may not know, to eat cherries on Canada Day. It helps stave off the rickets.
And remember, it's not about making fun of Canada anymore! We were hosted by a real live Canadian! Say hello, Sandy!
Also there was a Canadian robot there. You know those Canadian robots. Get a couple beers in 'em, they start spouting off at the mouth about social policy!
Sandy made poutine. Seriously, this is not about making fun of Canadians. This shit is delicious. It justifies the existence of the entire country.
