Leaving DC is one of the great pastimes of the city. Let's move to New York! Let's move to LA! Let's move to San Francisco! Let's move to Petaluma!
Our friends
are moving to Oakland, which is like San Francisco but with more popular sports teams. So we had a going-away barbecue for them yesterday in Petworth, where only people with beautiful children are allowed. Seriously, look:
During the afternoon, we did things that people do at barbecues, like playing horseshoes,
arguing that our horseshoe abilities are far superior to others,
eating frozen plums,
and taking naps on the front steps in our
own label's t-shirt.
That's Petworth, y'all!
But seriously. Piero decided that in lieu of gifts, he would sell some of his art (which he is good at) to raise money for the cross-country trip. Perhaps the best one, however, was a sheet of drawings by Clarissa's nephew. They are either ruminations on modern life, character studies for new superheroes, or some mixture of the two. Whatever the idea was, it produced something amazing:
This one is "Xler8", which is how kids spell "accelerate" now. Really, you can use the "8" for anything with the "-ate" sound, like "sk8" or "ber8". Xler8 looks to be a cross of donkey and cleric.
Next up is "Four Arms," which isn't a creative name at all.
Luckily, he recovers with "Ripjaw", which is a turtle in medieval battle garb. Its jaw isn't ripped; rather, it rips other things' jaws.
Then is "Stink Fly," which is gross.
Ahhh! "Ghost Freak"!
"Heat Blood" sounds like a 70's movie, but it's not. It's blood that is the product of heat.
Bored with violent and gross imagery, he moves on to "Diamondhead," which is a rabbit with ears made from big diamonds. He subdues his enemies with them in some way or another.
"Grey Matter" is probably the coolest one of all: a brain that anthropomorphizes and kicks ass.
And finally, in a tip of the hat to
Beyonce and perhaps the pop music world in general, comes "Upgrade." On second thought, it might be a tip of the hat to the nerd world. The head looks like it could be a PDA or 3G phone. If that is the case, I would've recommended the name "Motherboard" instead.
