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Not a great picture, but here is the beginning of my new tattoo. It's my left arm, if that's not clear.


Why a cat pegacorn (pegacornicat), you ask? Because of that old tattoo axiom: forearms are for appliances, upper arms for iconic animals.

The dude who is doing it had this drawing up for his next appointment. It is a Gummi Bear diving off of a pizza diving board into a swimming pool full of Gummi Bear parts. (He included spines which I think is a nice touch.) I wanted to get it.


Achewood poses a dialectic. Let it be noted that Roast Beef here describes my next tattoo.

LUCHACOPTER

While browsing Achewood story arcs (this is what I do when I wake up), I found one that I had somehow missed: the Magical Realism arc. Which includes a LuchaCopter, which has legs, and a character named Butters.

Holy shit. I could've used that a few months ago.

Best single panel of comic strip ever

I challenge anyone to say otherwise.

Achewood's Archetypal Bartender

The archetypal bartender uses big words and cares about the patron's life. This is where the archetypal bartender and I diverge.

Look at me when I was little, and at Abraham Super Lincoln. This is LIFE!

PS This
might be the funniest thing I've ever read. [HK]

PPS And this may be my new life motto. The last part of it. [Achewood]