Photo Essay #9: Anatomy of a Going-Away Party

Martina is leaving! Look how pretty:


We're shocked! Look how beautifully we photograph at a moment's notice!


What's that? You want to see our pinky rings?


This photograph proves that we lived together once. And that Martina likes to go around naked in public. Because she's a little tramp!


Oh, Martina! You're funny!


AHHH HAHAHAHA! HA HA HA HA!


And we love each other!


I hate you and I am going to kill you.


That party sucked!