Update: Best Tattoo Ever, Plus Bizarro LA

Yesterday, while enjoying a special Valentine's Day edition of Big Buck Hunter Pro, a young man walked in, camped at the jukebox, and unveiled this particularly unbelievable piece of body art:

I asked him if I could take a picture; he said yes, and then played "Suspicious Minds."

BONUSBONUSBONUS In Los Angeles I saw this weird, non-blue ribbony "Pabst Genuine Draft." WTF, people.