OMG.
Two things:
1. If this site had been around ten years ago, I would've wasted easily seven years since then. Make your own font and test it in real time? Guh? See everybody next decade.
2. The catcher is lucky he didn't melt into honey:
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2 comments:
I'm picking up on a theme here. Do you secretly want to always be Mariah's baby? Do you have a hit out on Nick Cannon?
SSL. Yes to all above.
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