Friday, June 6, 2008

Road Trip USA Over; Dispatches Collated

Sunday, June 1, 2008 9:18am -- On our way. Might have just broken Teebz' car on a curb tho so this might be a short trip.

Sunday, June 1, 2008
Teebz' mom packed us egg salad and bologna and cheese sandwiches, and rice crispy treats. Moms rule.

Sunday, June 1, 2008 3:36 PM -- Time has passed and my neck hurts, so I'm guessing that I just slept through much of Virginia. Up next: Roanoke. FINALLY.

Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:55 PM -- In WV, bypassed a place called 'biscuit world' against my better judgement. Hoping it won't come back to haunt me.

Sunday, June 1, 2008-- While playing nickel slots at the tri-state dog track, Teebz comments that it is depressing.

Monday, June 2, 2008-- Discussing what Roadtoos we should get. Some pretty choice shops in KY.

Monday, June 2, 2008 -- Within a mile we just passed an airport named after a horse, a castle under construction, and a Christian radio station.

Monday, June 2, 2008 -- Just purchased 8 bottles of bourbon, further complicating the seating situation.

Monday, June 2, 2008 3:10 PM -- Stops at Dinosaur World and fireworks shop were, unsurprisingly, massively successful. Monday, June 2, 2008 Teebz' dog (Dignan) just leaned out the window and shot off a roman candle. Monday, June 2, 2008 7:18 PM -- Stopping to eat at Lone Star Steakhouse in TN. Because Teebz is moving to Texas and dudes eat at steakhouses. Tuesday, June 3 -- I want to live in Graceland. This place is amazing.

Tuesday, June 3
-- Been in Mississippi for fifteen minutes and not a single burning cross. Hollywood stereotypes crushed.

Tuesday, June 3
-- The green mileage signs on the side of the highway are full of towns that I have no desire to visit. Sorry, Mississippi.

Tuesday, June 3
-- Retract the last one. I wouldn't mind hanging in Yazoo City for a minute.

Tuesday, June 3
-- Just tipped 19% for dinner at Chili's, which for me is like flicking the server off and burning the place down.

Tuesday, June 3
-- To clarify, it's because me and Teebz are both ex-chiliheads. And my Big Mouth Burger had mayo on both sides.

Tuesday, June 3
-- Proven fact: Louisiana has more bugs per capita (BPC) than any other state.

Wednesday, June 4
-- So far everything in Texas is regular-sized. What does this mean? That Texans are liars.

Wednesday, June 4
-- Arrived in Austin. Checking in to our fourth Motel 6 because it always keeps its promises. And shirtless dudes hanging.

Wednesday, June 4
-- Watching a crossover episode of Wings/Cheers that I never knew existed. Norm and Cliff drinkin at Sandpiper Air!

Thursday, June 5
-- Preparing to get roadtoos.

Thursday, June 5
-- Sign of successful road trip is when you get a tattoo of an eagle holding a bottle of booze and a stick of dynamite.

2 comments:

nush said...

im constantly amazed by how much free time you have....not only to send blogs from the road, but to come back home and REORGANIZE them.

oh, and please post picture of aforementioned tattoo ASAP.

Deffo said...

I am amazed as well. And here you go