Fantasy Football: Fantasy This! Pt. 2

Last week, I thought I might have a chance to not be last. I mean, I had dudes named Edgerrin and Anquan playing for me. They scored some points, it seems:


(Let it be known that I have no idea how the scoring system works. But I did learn that if your player doesn't play that week [see BYE], they can't score any points.)

But tell me this: how does Ben Roethlisberger, who has multiple sandwiches named after him, get me negative points this week?


Does that mean that he not only didn't play but when he wasn't playing he did things that were detrimental to his reputation as a player? That's the only explanation I can come up with.

Anyway. This week, I took a drastic measure and "traded" one player for another. I feel that this should give me points just for effort. Also, I sent virtual cans of smack to every member of my league, although I haven't seen any response. My take: they were either not intimidated or they did not check to see if they had been sent any virtual cans of smack.