Tourists Order Things They Don't Even Want
Int., a bar. Girl approaches.
Girl: Can I have a Sam Adams?
Me: Sorry, we don't carry Sam Adams.
Girl: Can you recommend something else?
Me: Like Sam Adams?
Girl: No, I don't like Sam Adams.
Me: Why did you order it?
Girl: I'm from out of town.
Scene.
4 comments:
don't even know where to start on that one, other than , awesome.
so, what did she end up having?
What, you think I remember these things?
dude: can i have a corona light
me: we don't have corona light, the beers are listed on the giant board behind you
dude-looks...can i have a pbr then?
me:we don't have pbr, the beers we have are on the board you just looked at.
result: i am establishing a literacy fund called "learn to read you incompetent motherfucker"
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