Friday, March 20, 2009

A Mother's Impassioned Plea Falls on Deaf Ears (Too Lazy to Think of Relevant Pun)

From an interested party, who asked that this be unedited/anonymous (but didn't ask that I not add my own responses/plus not sure how anonymous one can be when referencing puns AND Minnesota):

[You] heady kids need to transcend their pedantic, corporeal fascination with holding/shooting a gun and unleash their intellect (which they appear to possess in amazing abundance [agreed]) and make it sunday PUNday. That's totally a good idea except puns don't make loud noises and blow things up.

Puns are cool and witty and never hurt anyone. Except nerds in middle school. The streets would be safer, and parents all over (including Minnesota) would be able to sleep at night!! Eschew the raw power of metal and the stench of gunpowder and free your inner punster, I say. The rest will follow. The world would be a better place for having you in it adding joy one pun at a time, rather than shooting it up. This basically insures that we'll be shooting signs that say "pun." Like they said in Oregon, stop the hate!!! Value added, people.

Just how I feel. I hate sunday funday/America. And, in the main, I'm not a hater.

You young, childless adults (woo hoo!) will understand one day when your beloved offspring come to you and say, "I want to drink til I puke and shoot a gun at lobsters seated on a sofa, you ok with that?" As long as there are no puns involved, Johnny.

love to all, a mother.

5 comments:

chad said...

would this person feel better if you said "i'm gonna shoot a lobster on a couch then i'm gonna drink 'til i puke?"

CoCo said...

oh my god, did junior's mom write that?

Deffo said...

What would ever give you that idea? And Chad, I think it's funnier if moms think we're wasted while shooting guns.

Crucifixion Cruise said...

ahahaha

SCRATCHER HEAVEN said...

I STOPPED READING HERE " blow things up." GUNS DO NOT BLOW THINGS UP THEY FIRE AND DIRECT A WELL SHAPED HUNK OF METAL TO PIERCE A SOLID OBJECT AND HOPEFULLY RENDER IT USELESS....LIKE 2 LITER BOTTLES COFFEE CANS AND JARS OF VASELINE