A Quick Recap of THE MOST ANNOYING NIGHT IN HISTORY
1. While rehanging a menu board, I knocked this plaster Alka-Selter demon off a ledge and onto my coworker's forehead. No concussion, probably.
Promptly thereafter, the soda gun stopped working. 
While trying to fix it, barback slices his finger open and has to go to the emergency room to get stitches. We get to pour mixers out of two-liter bottles for the rest of the night.
Approximately an hour later, credit card processing ceases to function. Cut to me making obscene gestures at the registers multiple times, to no avail. For approximately 45 minutes operations cease because PEOPLE DON'T CARRY CASH. We break out these things
which are old-timey. Bonus: no tip line! Then McGrillz figures out how to fix it.
2 comments:
i regularly threaten the posi terminals and credit card processor that I will replace them with and abacus--it seems to work
good rule of thumb. if you never accept credit cards in the first place, then you don't have to worry about not being able to take them all of a sudden.
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