The Internet is a Boundless World of Bliss and Whimsy

First of all, let's all agree that we would trade freedom for good internet access. Agreed? Good. Second, Dave "I'm too metal for Metallica" Mustaine was recently interviewed by Bankrate.com. True story.


Why was I trolling Bankrate.com, you ask? Good question! I am getting old, and old people put money in "banks" instead of "sock drawers." An old person told me that.