Friday Thing Facts: Correct Predictions + People With Awesome Names Aren't Always Awesome

Happy Fourth of July, people. Enjoy your outdoor festivities and think of me when you roll into the bar after polishing off the first case of BL Lime. I will be the one nurturing your heat stroke and divining whether or not you are going to pass out immediately or just after we close.

In other news, I was right, and a lefty will be president again. Look at what the last eight years with a righty has given us! (Hint: not just foreclosures.)


In other news, Jesse Helms died. Awesome name; not-so-awesome dude.