Casting Call: PIRATES OF ADEN

Check it: my casting of the forthcoming movie, PIRATES OF ADEN: THE TRUE STORY OF HOW AMERICAN SNIPERS TAKE OUT ANARCHISTS

The crew of the Maersk Alabama:


The likely cast:


The guy on the far left will obviously be played by Grady from Sanford and Son. Hollywood has necromancers, right?

Next in line is Forest Whitaker, the easiest choice of the bunch. He will likely still think he is Idi Amin, though, which might cause production problems.

To Whitaker's left is Kimbo Slice, who after his fake MMA career is likely looking to start acting. The muscle.

The chubby guy to Kimbo's left is the chubby guy from Shaun of the Dead. Two words: comic interludes.

To his left, fresh from becoming a government insider, is Executive Producer Kal Penn. The smart one.

And finally Billy Bob Thornton. The Wild Card.

For the captain, the triumphant return of the smartalecky attorney from Night Court!


Hollywood, pls just leave VM.