Blays: The Return of the Blay
Int., a bar. A woman who has purchased the same drink twice using cash ($6) returns for a third time.
Woman: Hi! Can I have another?
Me: Sure.
I make the drink and set it in front of her.
Me: $6.
Woman: I only have $5. Makes gritting-teeth face. Can I---?
I take drink back.
Me: Doesn't really work that way. Come on back when you get $6.
Woman lets out maniacal laugh.
Woman: HAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST KNEW IT
Scene.
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scene: bar steps on h street (outside), 2 young men outside,cop drives past, enter bar manager
me: are you fucking kidding me? (grabs beer out of their hands)
boy 1: what, we didn't know?
boy 2: it's our first time here
me: is it your first time in a bar?
boy 1: well in nashville...
me: this isn't nashville.
boy 2: well no one was regulating me
me: consider yourself regulated
end scene
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